Philadelphia Cream Cheese came out with a line of dips so delicious, we had to come up with a way to protect them from double dippers. Hence, the double diptector.  Brought to you by Brian Moore: Maker of Things and Us!

We really made this thing, and we really gave it away on eBay to the highest bidder (all proceeds went to charity we’re not capitalist monsters).

It even got a little airtime on Good Morning America.